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Bible XP, Vatican OS

New Operat ion System by Vatican, Bible XP. Simple and fast, it can run also without Wi-Fi, it guarantees you a free, fast and indipendent internet connection, it can be online even if you are in a remote place. But... How is it possible? Simple, do you know Radio Maria? It is a powerfull Vatican Radio, you can join and pray with also if you are inside a cave in the middle of the sea , I'm not joking, the signal is super strong. The internet connection has more or less the same technology, to have that of course the church developped a special device: Mac Pray Pro! We tested this PC, let's analize pros and cons. PROS - The free, fast and powerfull internet connection is a big pro, you can stay online everywhere, it is a revolutionary technology. - It can walk on the water, try to throw it to the sea, lake or whatever you prefer, it will float on it without touching  a drop of water. But be carefull, it is water prof it is not resistent to the other typ...

New York: Jesus offers miracles to people who clean the streets

Dear Churchgoers, I have been in America for several weeks and I have discovered an amazing news about our Jesus Christ . One day I was walking at  Central Park and I heard many tourists talking about strange miracles . When I asked them what happened they showed me a dog. For a moment, I thought they were crazy  but then suddenly something happened and  the dog started to speak.  I was in shock. "I asked to Jesus for a speaking dog and he created it for me! Only thing he asked for return was me to clean every part of the park! Do you believe me?" I really didn't believe to that tourist, but the dog was there and started to talk with me: "Hello human! Do you want a miracle? Ask to that person under the tree!" Jesus was hidden in the shadow of a big tree. He was talking with two men who had cleaned the street before. Suddenly, one of them became invisible and the other one was full of followers on Instagram . "Yes! Finally I have achieved m...