New York: Jesus offers miracles to people who clean the streets

Dear Churchgoers,

I have been in America for several weeks and I have discovered an amazing news about our Jesus Christ.

One day I was walking at Central Park and I heard many tourists talking about strange miracles. When I asked them what happened they showed me a dog. For a moment, I thought they were crazy  but then suddenly something happened and the dog started to speak. I was in shock.

"I asked to Jesus for a speaking dog and he created it for me! Only thing he asked for return was me to clean every part of the park! Do you believe me?"

I really didn't believe to that tourist, but the dog was there and started to talk with me:

"Hello human! Do you want a miracle? Ask to that person under the tree!"

Jesus was hidden in the shadow of a big tree. He was talking with two men who had cleaned the street before. Suddenly, one of them became invisible and the other one was full of followers on Instagram.

"Yes! Finally I have achieved my dream! Thanks Mr. Jesus!"


What can I say? It was an extraordinary experience.
Do you want to know if I had cleaned NY's streets or not?

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Yes, of course. I used telestransporting to come back to Italy.